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German Expressionist Theatre Presents: A 5.54 Mile Run in Savage Humidity: Botendaddy on Trial for {CENSORED}

[Opens to a stage in a smoke-filled Deutsche film-noir 1920’s style theater.] NARRATOR: [In Weimar-Era top hat and tails] ‘Obviously in every German Expressionist play is the existential-oppositional-nihilist anarchist-deontological-neo-structuralism between Totalitarian Fascism and Extreme Socialism presented in incomprehensible 1920’s dialectic.’ … Continue reading

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Botendaddy Followers Voted Hottest in Blogosphere!

We were all sitting at the Writers’ Workshop in the Bolean Nationality Classroom. They were going to decertify the Bolean classroom, but a flying saucer dispatched by the King Garbiagge Bolean landed on the Cathedral lawn with 2 billion in Platinum ingots and … Continue reading

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Who are the Characters of the Writer’s Workshop?

In response to overwhelming audience demand, I lay it out as best I can. Activity: The Writer’s Workshop, 2006-Present location: Bolean Nationality Classroom, Cathedral of Learning, University of Pittsburgh leader: The Professor literary critic in residence: the Botendaddy name: The … Continue reading

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Happy, Uplifting: More Things I Love and Hate

OK, the last post was depressing. Don’t worry, readers, Hiroyuki is OK. She had some things to work out. Her parents brought her back to Vancouver for the summer and she is at some form of a Canadian Veteran’s hospital outpatient … Continue reading

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How to Fail as a Writer: Stop Writing

To my dearly beloved readers, some words of wisdom. What defines success for a writer? Often writers feel like they’ve failed. They say: If I’m not on the Bestseller list of some major Newspaper (Website), I’ve failed as a writer. If … Continue reading

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Warning to Decent People! Do not Read this Site! It is Vile and Disgusting!

That being said, proceed at your own risk. This site is for evil, rotten, no-good, down and out, sterno-drinking, foul-mouthed, Palookas, losers, addicts, weirdos, vagrants, unshaven, filthy bums- i.e. gritty writers of modern American Realism. Abandon hope all ye who … Continue reading

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We love our dear readers!

After over eight del.ic.io.us years of existence, the Botendaddy website would like to bow low and thank our dear, wonderful, beautiful, sensuous, tasty readers for your kind visits, likes and comments. The Writer’s Workshop of the Bolean Nationality Classroom in … Continue reading

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