Tag Archives: Trail Run

A Leisurely 10k Trail Run on a Mysteriously Cool Morning

They were all gone, scattered to the four winds. Sure some of the members of the Writer’s Workshop were still around. Some were going to follow Devon to the poetry Workship. The *gay* Gang of Four were going to join … Continue reading

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It’s the Heat and Humidity, St. Upid; Second Fastest Run of the Year

“68 degrees. It’s like paradise. The other night, it was 90 degrees and 75% humidity (pronounced humilidy). My lungs literally were choked with water, my body felt like it was burning from the inside out.” Hiroyuki and I ran along … Continue reading

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I Still Love Kathleen Turner

We were on the trail. We were going to run down and back. I was running with Hiroyuki. The weather was unseasonably cool, about 62 degrees and delightfully overcast – awesome. “You should have changed your massive, filthy adult diaper … Continue reading

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Free Kosby!

We got a new member of the Writer’s Workshop. “I am Revolutionary Ebony BlacquĆ©z (pronounced Black-Wayz) you white-power, oppressive, literary Mother-f&%kerz! You use literature as a tool of the Capitalist, running dog, fascist pig, power structure to enslave the minds … Continue reading

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A fast second mile on the trail

I was joined by the Punker Model Writer Chick. “I just turned 21 today. It’s my birthday. I couldn’t possibly have a more depressing self-hating, degrading, horrific experience than to spend my birthday with you. This is an absolute low … Continue reading

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I was nearly Covfefe’d on my four mile run

“I am madly, passionately, romantically in love with you in a heraldic Patagonian 19th Century way.” Said Ramon as we warmed up on the trail. “Ramon I know it’s the new era but people might think you are gay. I … Continue reading

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Inexplicably Fast Four Mile Run with Pacers

“Your running is horrible. We have a plan. ‘Fox and Hounds’ It is so hot! The boys will chase you and you will chase the girls! Ah yes, the hot smell of man-flesh!” Said the Park Ranger. He, Chief Guyasuta, … Continue reading

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