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Free Kosby!

We got a new member of the Writer’s Workshop. “I am Revolutionary Ebony Blacquéz (pronounced Black-Wayz) you white-power, oppressive, literary Mother-f&%kerz! You use literature as a tool of the Capitalist, running dog, fascist pig, power structure to enslave the minds … Continue reading

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A fast second mile on the trail

I was joined by the Punker Model Writer Chick. “I just turned 21 today. It’s my birthday. I couldn’t possibly have a more depressing self-hating, degrading, horrific experience than to spend my birthday with you. This is an absolute low … Continue reading

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I was nearly Covfefe’d on my four mile run

“I am madly, passionately, romantically in love with you in a heraldic Patagonian 19th Century way.” Said Ramon as we warmed up on the trail. “Ramon I know it’s the new era but people might think you are gay. I … Continue reading

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Inexplicably Fast Four Mile Run with Pacers

“Your running is horrible. We have a plan. ‘Fox and Hounds’ It is so hot! The boys will chase you and you will chase the girls! Ah yes, the hot smell of man-flesh!” Said the Park Ranger. He, Chief Guyasuta, … Continue reading

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Do you roak the schmiee? She asked blithely.

“When I can back from the war the first time, Annabel Lee met me at the airport. We didn’t have the Boten-Daughter yet. Annabel dressed in white, cynically waving a little American flag like Marsha Mason in ‘Heartbreak Ridge’.” We … Continue reading

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A Four Mile Run on a Warm February? Day

I was finally alone. But, I couldn’t park at the usual trail-head. It was 75º Fahrenheit, not shitty Jacobin, Bolshevik Metric System, Komrades. I parked at the second trail-head. There were hot broads in super-tight spandex everywhere, revealing extreme camel-toe. … Continue reading

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We Hate Cosplay! A Warm Park Run with the Writers’ Workshop

The Writers’ Workshop were all assembled in front of the museum (pronounce muh-z-yumm). It was super-warm for February. 64 degrees and sunny. We just couldn’t sit indoors discussing Carl Sandburg. As we stretched, there was a Cosplay group on the … Continue reading

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