Tag Archives: Trail Run

Pluto is a Planet! Nasty Run in Staggering Humidity

“Why are you still writing about Running? I don’t think 🤔 that anyone is still reading this. Your site is a jumbled amalgam of Running, exercise, rotting adult diapers, weird sex acts, creepy Poe-like Mansions, billions in ancient coins, objéts d’art … Continue reading

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A 4.32 Mile Run in the Rain

“Rain 🌧. Clouds ☁️. It’s awesome 👏 out here in the haunted park.” I said to Hiroyuki. ”Look in light 💡 of everything that’s going on in the world 🌎 I think that you should avoid your usual topics: weird sex, adult diapers, … Continue reading

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A ridiculously hot evening run with the Defecating Jogger Lady

We were stretching down by the river. “It smells like you are already carrying a massive foul-smelling Bowel Genie in your enourmous adult diaper? Why don’t you just do this!” She leapt incredibly high, landing on top of a Lexus. … Continue reading

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Defecating Jogger Lady, Off-Leash Dogs and Killer Klownze Attack Botendaddy on His Run

She was back! The defecating jogger lady. “Oh Botendaddy! She said in a sing-song voice as I ran the trail. “It’s a new namby-pamby world 🌎 where every shit 💩 covered loser bullied brat gets a trophy 🏆! And no best friends … Continue reading

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Savage Trail Run down Three Bridges Trail with the Librarian

We were stretching on the giant compass. Once again, the Librarian jammed her spandex-covered ass-craque so far into my face that I could actually taste her rancid, pungent, dripping, sweaty, gaping, del.ic.io.us female part. “I am madly, passionately in love … Continue reading

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Woman throwing bowel movement out of window explained: a 4.06 mile Trail Run

“I’m convinced that the song says ‘furry face’ and not ‘blurry face’. And you lied to your readers. I really exist.” Said the Punker Model Writer Chick 🐥. “What about the woman in England who threw the poo, bowel movement, … Continue reading

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A 5.38 mile urban trail run with the no one cares lady

“It was in the late summer that I was trying out a new running routine whereby one day I would run for speed on level ground and the next day, well not really the next day, but the next time … Continue reading

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