Tag Archives: Running

On the Lonely Trail Run, the Murderous Clown Trio Attack!

OMFG! Holy Khufu! Murdering, slaughtering bloodthirsty, shitty, psychotic nightmare hell-clowns! I was running. Minding my own business. I thought I was running as fast as I could, but it was 70 degrees, (too hot more me, people). 3:58 at the … Continue reading

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Disclaimer

Although I talk about diet and exercise, I am only relating my experiences. Any sort of advice contained herein should be validated with your doctor and dietitian before undertaking or modifying any diet or exercise program. I am a mere layman. … Continue reading

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The Obscure and Mysterious Account of Mlle. Pym-Braithwaite-Smythe

It was in the City of New York, and the same-said County and State: “Excelsior!”, high above the teeming streets, that I was the only female attorney in the magnificent Law Offices of our hallowed, masculine, ancient, free and accepted Law … Continue reading

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Cold War Spy Story: Part Eins

Wir arbeiten heute für eine bessere Zukunft! Emotionale Schwäche muss mit einer eisernen, muskulösen Faust zerdrückt werden! Geörg Kaiser ‘Gäs III’ 1921 – Weimar Cast of Characters – So Far The Bad Guys Helmut Differndorffer – Terrorist – Extreme Red … Continue reading

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The Real Reason I Started this Site: Running

Jim Fix wrote a book called running that started the running craze of the 70s. Then there was a book on Jogging. Before that the ground-breaking Canadian Army Physical Fitness Booklet. Then the original book on Aerobics. So on a … Continue reading

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Hell

I just ran at 10PM IN 104 DEGREE HEAT! WHAT IN THE HELL IS THIS GOD-FORSAKEN PLACE! While I was running, I had a heat stroke, facial palsy, aneurysm, total organ failure, heart attack, exploding aorta and SPONTANEOUS HUMAN COMBUSTION! WHO … Continue reading

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