Tag Archives: Running

The Greatest Race of All Time, Part Zwei

“Look, does anyone know who the fifth member of race team 2000 is? We’ve got a black female from Rochester, a gay guy from New Rochelle an African track star we borrowed from Oneonta…” Asked the girl from Rochester. “It’s … Continue reading

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Campus Demonstrations Run Out of Control – Writer’s Workshop Trapped by ANTIFAT alt-righto BLAM KAIR Rainbow-LGBTQA LaGraza and WMNZ

The situation was becoming quite grim. The Writer’s Workshop was trapped in the Bolean Nationality classroom. Naturally everybody was blaming the Botendaddy. It was their belief that his erotic behavior had caused this volatile situation. All of the student groups … Continue reading

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La leyenda e la canción de Vito Muscularo

Mientras corríamos, Ramón el gaucho argentino cantaba esta antigua canción del patio. “Su nombre era Vito Muscularo. Vito Vito Vito Muscularo. Era un gaucho de la pampa. Era gaucho gaucho gaucho de la pampa. Tenía una llama que tenía una … Continue reading

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I don’t have anything to say, so look at this cute puppy!

Seriously. I’ve got nothing. I am out of ideas. My readers are so hot. They are beautiful, glistening, erotic in a romantic, poetic, ethereal early 19th century heraldic way. “Turkish Coffee?” Peace be the Botendaddy

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I always hated running

“It’s getting worse, you know. Your running is atrocious. You’re just a shitty runner.” The librarian paced effortlessly beside me in her black spandex. “Don’t you have to be in Washington tomorrow for the Trump inuauguration?” I felt like I … Continue reading

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2016 All Fitness Goals Met (Almost)

I was in the gym working out. The gym was clean and spectacular. Every piece of equipment was re-positioned, new carpeting, new flat screen TV. Unfortunately I was joined by the ‘Ghost’ of the No-one Cares Lady! (Hint, she isn’t … Continue reading

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I Hate the Song “Hallelujah”, Anorexia vs. Obesity and the 5 Mile Park Run

Hiroku was broken up about the death of Leonard Cohen. We were, stretching, getting ready to do the five mile museum-campus-park-campus run circuit. “I don’t know who Leonard Cohen was, I know he wrote the song “Hallelujah” Hiroku was doing … Continue reading

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