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German Expressionist Theatre Presents: A 5.54 Mile Run in Savage Humidity: Botendaddy on Trial for {CENSORED}

[Opens to a stage in a smoke-filled Deutsche film-noir 1920’s style theater.] NARRATOR: [In Weimar-Era top hat and tails] ‘Obviously in every German Expressionist play is the existential-oppositional-nihilist anarchist-deontological-neo-structuralism between Totalitarian Fascism and Extreme Socialism presented in incomprehensible 1920’s dialectic.’ … Continue reading

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Washington, D.C. National Mall Monument Run

The humidity was staggering. I was going to run 4 miles. Not likely. I had crept stealthily (stealthily crept?) down 9th Street N.W., whatever the f&%k ‘N.W.’ means. At any rate, I was blissfully alone in the District. I got to … Continue reading

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Botendaddy: The Running Year in Review – Presented by the Ex-Presidents

45 Trump: Botendaddy, stinks, he’s a bum, I love him, I hate him, get him outta here! He didn’t even make his goal miles for the year. It’s like, what is it December? He’s got 34 miles to go? Lyin’ … Continue reading

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St. Alphonsus 5k: The three deadly H’s Heat, Humidity and Hills

“My god, you still just can’t do it, can you. What is wrong with you?” Asked the Librarian as she paced effortlessly next to me. “Well here is the latest tale of the tape. My height was officially measured today, … Continue reading

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