Tag Archives: Movie Reviews

Response to criticism of Botendaddy’s style of literary critique

Some have claimed that my style of literary review is jejeune, undeveloped, unstructured and shallow. Allow me to respond. “Eat shit-covered, hairy, sweaty, veinous, rotting, rancid, gangrenous, stinky, cheese-stoked, distended, liver-spot-covered old man balls. I’m not interested in your boring … Continue reading

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TV Review: ‘I’m Dying up Here’ is dying up there.

By the way, I absolutely hate Star Wars. Ever since the goddamned Ewoks-let’s sell kids Teddy Bears! Moichandizing! Space-balls is much better. The only characters I liked from Star Wars were Jabba, Chewbacca and Jar-Jar (because everyone else hated him). … Continue reading

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Review: D.C. Cab

I swore I would never post another review. I was out of the critic business. But I had to post a review of a near-forgotten movie from the 80s: D.C. Cab. It had an all-star cast: Mr. T, Bill Maher, Adam … Continue reading

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I Hate The Shawshank Redemption

Ooh an innocent man goes to prison-how awful. I liked it the first time I read it-IN THE COUNT OF MONTE CRISTO! Then he gets plastered in the Kiester, then the evil warden picks on him. Then he does some … Continue reading

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Review: Star Trek

I know any mention of any affinity for Star Trek leads one to be considered “gay” in the South Park sense of the word. First a note on the word gay: Originally up until about 1969 (There was a 1969 … Continue reading

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