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TV Review: ‘I’m Dying up Here’ is dying up there.

By the way, I absolutely hate Star Wars. Ever since the goddamned Ewoks-let’s sell kids Teddy Bears! Moichandizing! Space-balls is much better. The only characters I liked from Star Wars were Jabba, Chewbacca and Jar-Jar (because everyone else hated him). … Continue reading

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Review: D.C. Cab

I swore I would never post another review. I was out of the critic business. But I had to post a review of a near-forgotten movie from the 80s: D.C. Cab. It had an all-star cast: Mr. T, Bill Maher, Adam … Continue reading

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I Hate The Shawshank Redemption

Ooh an innocent man goes to prison-how awful. I liked it the first time I read it-IN THE COUNT OF MONTE CRISTO! Then he gets plastered in the Kiester, then the evil warden picks on him. Then he does some … Continue reading

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Review: Star Trek

I know any mention of any affinity for Star Trek leads one to be considered “gay” in the South Park sense of the word. First a note on the word gay: Originally up until about 1969 (There was a 1969 … Continue reading

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