Tag Archives: Literature

Writers: I hate you for making me read your sockdologizing books

I stood majestically before the Writer’s Workshop. The entire crew of shitty writers was (not a typo) there. We had been kicked off campus and now we met in the Novi Korova Milk Bar. Me little droogies were having a … Continue reading

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Botendaddy Undergoing Site Cleanup

The site got too cluttered. And too insane. I had to fire the previous manager of the site: the eminent  professor of engineering and human crash test dummy: Dr. Screechiamous Bang. He ran off (pronounced r-u-n-n-o-f-t) with his 24 year … Continue reading

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Response to criticism of Botendaddy’s style of literary critique

Some have claimed that my style of literary review is jejeune, undeveloped, unstructured and shallow. Allow me to respond. “Eat shit-covered, hairy, sweaty, veinous, rotting, rancid, gangrenous, stinky, cheese-stoked, distended, liver-spot-covered old man balls. I’m not interested in your boring … Continue reading

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Contrast: Thurber’s ‘The Night the Bed Fell’ vs. Shirley Jackson’s ‘The Night We All Had Grippe’

I stood in front of the Writer’s Workshop ready to pontificate my verbal bowel movement. It was ‘Pride Week’ so I was surprised that our four *gay* Writers were all at the Workshop. “What the hell are you guys doing … Continue reading

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The only known complete collection of the McDougal-Littell ‘Man’ Series

“Botendaddy, our collection of Vinyl LP’s and 45’s is excellent.” Also spraach die Boten-Daughter, to I, the aged wise Botendaddy, as she played Toccata and Fugue in D Major by Johannnn Sebastian Bach on the delicate Victrola. We stood in … Continue reading

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How to Fail as a Writer: Stop Writing

To my dearly beloved readers, some words of wisdom. What defines success for a writer? Often writers feel like they’ve failed. They say: If I’m not on the Bestseller list of some major Newspaper (Website), I’ve failed as a writer. If … Continue reading

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Warning to Decent People! Do not Read this Site! It is Vile and Disgusting!

That being said, proceed at your own risk. This site is for evil, rotten, no-good, down and out, sterno-drinking, foul-mouthed, Palookas, losers, addicts, weirdos, vagrants, unshaven, filthy bums- i.e. gritty writers of modern American Realism. Abandon hope all ye who … Continue reading

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