Tag Archives: Heat and Humidity

German Expressionist Theatre Presents: A 5.54 Mile Run in Savage Humidity: Botendaddy on Trial for {CENSORED}

[Opens to a stage in a smoke-filled Deutsche film-noir 1920’s style theater.] NARRATOR: [In Weimar-Era top hat and tails] ‘Obviously in every German Expressionist play is the existential-oppositional-nihilist anarchist-deontological-neo-structuralism between Totalitarian Fascism and Extreme Socialism presented in incomprehensible 1920’s dialectic.’ … Continue reading

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Washington, D.C. National Mall Monument Run

The humidity was staggering. I was going to run 4 miles. Not likely. I had crept stealthily (stealthily crept?) down 9th Street N.W., whatever the f&%k ‘N.W.’ means. At any rate, I was blissfully alone in the District. I got to … Continue reading

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St. Alphonsus 5k: The three deadly H’s Heat, Humidity and Hills

“My god, you still just can’t do it, can you. What is wrong with you?” Asked the Librarian as she paced effortlessly next to me. “Well here is the latest tale of the tape. My height was officially measured today, … Continue reading

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PBR’s I’m trying to break: Goal Seeking

Now I’m setting my sights on these. All should be possible especially the real weak Half Marathon and 10k times. Recent PBR’s (2005) Half Mile: 3:22 Mile: 7:01 Two Mile: 16:15 5k: 27:21 10k: 62:00 Half Marathon: 2:50:00 These? Forget … Continue reading

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7k Trail Run in Extreme Heat and Humidity

I had visions of running at least a 15 kilometer distance this morning. But, by the time I was out the door, it was too late. The heat and humidity had rolled in on little cat feet. It was 84 … Continue reading

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