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Free Kosby!

We got a new member of the Writer’s Workshop. “I am Revolutionary Ebony Blacquéz (pronounced Black-Wayz) you white-power, oppressive, literary Mother-f&%kerz! You use literature as a tool of the Capitalist, running dog, fascist pig, power structure to enslave the minds … Continue reading

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A fast second mile on the trail

I was joined by the Punker Model Writer Chick. “I just turned 21 today. It’s my birthday. I couldn’t possibly have a more depressing self-hating, degrading, horrific experience than to spend my birthday with you. This is an absolute low … Continue reading

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I was nearly Covfefe’d on my four mile run

“I am madly, passionately, romantically in love with you in a heraldic Patagonian 19th Century way.” Said Ramon as we warmed up on the trail. “Ramon I know it’s the new era but people might think you are gay. I … Continue reading

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Catfish-Thrower Charged with Murder, Homosexual Rape, Blasphemy and Treason!

“Does anyone know what happened?” The smoke rose eerily over the city in a post-apocalyptic vision like a terrifying 16th-Century Dürer etching. Had Something truly horrific happened? “Is it nuclear (pronounced nuke-ya-lure) war?” Asked Devon nervously? “Is it an invasion?” … Continue reading

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The Beginning of the End?

“OK, I’m 3.8 pounds under Normal BMI. I was 11.2 pounds under a few months ago. They say to have max longevity, you need to be about mid-normal. For me, that’s 175 pounds. If I weighed 175, I could do … Continue reading

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A Weird Twilight Run

It was cold-ish 50 degrees. I was in shorts and a t-shirt. 100% cotton of course. “Synthetics are for freaks who don’t know better. ‘Ooh it wicks away the sweat!’ WTF does ‘wick’ mean? No one ever used the word … Continue reading

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An uninspired four mile run on a cold spring day

‘I was caught driving behind a ‘Sloak’ on the way here. That’s a word meaning ‘Slowpoke’ but shortened.’ He had really ‘Slown’ down. You see, when an old man wears a hat, it constructs blood flow to the right foot, … Continue reading

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