Tag Archives: Cold Weather Running

The Grand Finalé: Does Botendaddy Win?

Everyone else in the race 🏁 was boring me into an absolute stupor. I was sorry 😐 that I ever took the challenge. The Marathon ´wall’ and malaise had set in. I didn’t even care if I was a victim of red … Continue reading

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A Weird Twilight Run

It was cold-ish 50 degrees. I was in shorts and a t-shirt. 100% cotton of course. “Synthetics are for freaks who don’t know better. ‘Ooh it wicks away the sweat!’ WTF does ‘wick’ mean? No one ever used the word … Continue reading

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An uninspired four mile run on a cold spring day

‘I was caught driving behind a ‘Sloak’ on the way here. That’s a word meaning ‘Slowpoke’ but shortened.’ He had really ‘Slown’ down. You see, when an old man wears a hat, it constructs blood flow to the right foot, … Continue reading

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Alt-Right and Batboy Attack Pinko Botendaddy for Qweeting about Yvanka’s Appearance at the 5 Mile Run

DATELINE: WASHINGTON (1940’s TYPING SOUND EFFECT) Botendaddy Qweet picked up on the wire. It was a Hells-Vargo Cable-Telegram-Telegraph-Marconi-Wireless Qweet. “Suddenly today, Botendaddy issued a Qweet that said the following: Qweet! Botendaddy March 12, 2017 17:30 Yvanka showed up at my … Continue reading

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Los Varados: A Tale of Run Number 600

“Los Varados, it is eSpanish for ‘the stranded ones’. That is who we are mis amigos. Botendaddy, you are the singularly most del.ic.io.us man-fleisch I have ever seen. I am madly, passionately, romantically in love with you.” Soliloquatified Ramon. “I … Continue reading

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A fast run on a cold day – You can’t outrun the Aum Zelta

First mile, well under nine minutes. But then my g*d&amned (blank)Phone™ died from the cold. No MapMyRun, like WTF? dot dot dot over? So I had to use my watch. “You’re an idiot. It’s like 500 below out here. Trump … Continue reading

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Adequate run on a cold day

It was 33 degrees and overcast. I did not have high hopes for the run. Ramon and the Park Ranger joined me. “You need the motivation.” Said the Park Ranger. “You are becoming melancholy and depressing.” Its very old-country Spanish, … Continue reading

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