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Back to BMI Normal and a meaningless Five Mile Park Run

I got started late. I was working on the Thesis for seven hours straight. I decided to break at 7PM and go for a quiet run by myself. I ran across campus. I looked back, no one had followed me … Continue reading

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I Still Love Kathleen Turner

We were on the trail. We were going to run down and back. I was running with Hiroyuki. The weather was unseasonably cool, about 62 degrees and delightfully overcast – awesome. “You should have changed your massive, filthy adult diaper … Continue reading

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German Expressionist Theatre Presents: A 5.54 Mile Run in Savage Humidity: Botendaddy on Trial for {CENSORED}

[Opens to a stage in a smoke-filled Deutsche film-noir 1920’s style theater.] NARRATOR: [In Weimar-Era top hat and tails] ‘Obviously in every German Expressionist play is the existential-oppositional-nihilist anarchist-deontological-neo-structuralism between Totalitarian Fascism and Extreme Socialism presented in incomprehensible 1920’s dialectic.’ … Continue reading

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Botendaddy Runs with the Aliens

“Whassupp B-word! Yo yo yo it’s me Gryzwaczasdfg in the hizzouse! This my boy Gryzwaczqwerty we gonna be running with you today. You know what I’m saying?” The two Boleans with blue glowing eyes sort of stood out in the sub-rural … Continue reading

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2016 All Fitness Goals Met (Almost)

I was in the gym working out. The gym was clean and spectacular. Every piece of equipment was re-positioned, new carpeting, new flat screen TV. Unfortunately I was joined by the ‘Ghost’ of the No-one Cares Lady! (Hint, she isn’t … Continue reading

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Botendaddy: The Running Year in Review – Presented by the Ex-Presidents

45 Trump: Botendaddy, stinks, he’s a bum, I love him, I hate him, get him outta here! He didn’t even make his goal miles for the year. It’s like, what is it December? He’s got 34 miles to go? Lyin’ … Continue reading

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