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The Happy Faced Killer Stalks the Writer’s Workshop

“Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba… Ba Ba Ba Ba…Psycho-killah qu’est-ce que c’est.” I couldn’t stop humming it. We were all at the Writers’ Workshop at night. It was dark and cold outside. Mysterious. The wind was howling. The Swole’ Bro’ … Continue reading

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4.74 Mile Mystery City Run: Fast Start, Slow Finish

“You are a complete idiot. I want to chew off my own arm to get away from you. I want to bathe in pumice to get the stench of you off of me. I hate myself for every second I … Continue reading

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Why English is such a Dominant Language

English is what I call a ‘block language’. It is a hybrid of three language groups: Germanic, Latin and Brythonic-Celtic (pronounced: Brigh-tawn-ick Kel-tick) As a result of this blend of three different grammatical structures, the spoken language is almost grammar-agnostic. … Continue reading

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The Aum Zelta: Letter 27 of the English Language

“You shitty foreigners don’t know about the Aum Zelta!” Said the Voat Fat people Hate Verified Shitlady. “Blank you!” Said the Carribbean Queen. “What she said!” Added the Weird Foreign Doctor Chick. “You are no Vito Muscularo! Ah the smell … Continue reading

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Running Burnout: Return of the Eleven Minute Mile

The Stalker ran beside me as we passed the gilded-age era Arbotoreum. “I think you have total burnout, yon Botendaddy.” She was right. I was running hard but the minutes were roaring past while the miles stood still. “I’ve go … Continue reading

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Ich Liebte Trio

Ich liebte Trio. Sie waren so viel mehr als ‘Da da da’ Besonders Peter Behrens. Bitte…¬†https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64-nrCiibJw Trio – Photo von Havelbaude ‘Drei Mann im Doppelbett’, ‘Lass mich rein lass mich raus’ und vieles mehr. Sie waren reine NDW Ich bin … Continue reading

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Obama and Trump Sour on Botendaddy’s Running

Trump: “He’s a bum, he’s terrible. I hate Botendaddy! I love Botendaddy. He’s a gem!” Obama: “All Americans can hardly bear to watch how sad his running has become.” Ghost of Arlen Specter: “According to Scottish Law, Botendaddy’s running is … Continue reading

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