Category Archives: Technology

Anything about technology, mathematics, inventions, science and engineering.

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Jim Croce’s Greatest Hits and It’s Hard by The Who

I listen to LP’s while I work out 🏋️. I stack two or three and just let them play. I forgot one ☝️ rule of Albums: there are several boring ‘concept’ songs or ‘C’ songs that didn’t even make it onto … Continue reading

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Perspective on Today’s Events in America for my Readers from other Nations

No we aren’t used to it. Every horrifying event is just as shocking and disruptive. We aren’t numb to it. We don’t accept it as normal any more than we accept the annual genocide and seemingly endless violence in some … Continue reading

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All music has a story: Mendelssohn’s Rondo Cappriccioso Opus Quattorze

It was on the 8-Track. I never knew the name of the piece of music 🎶 until yesterday. After all those years. I did not know what it was called. Then I was listening 👂 to public radio 📻. The music 🎶 was … Continue reading

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Neues deutsches Kino: die Todt der Bonusmärsche

“Moin Moin und büßen 😘  meiner lieben Leute. Ich heiße Karl-Heinz Schnellebäkker und das ist “Deutsches Kino heute” mit Röchibäüld Sächse-Héûtélîér.” “Dolmetschern bitte!” Puts on archaic DDR headphones 🎧. “So RSH, wilkommen meiner Geehrter Häär!” “Grüße Göttliche KHS. Was für … Continue reading

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Cold War Spy Story: Part Quattro

21 DECIEMBRÉ1980 SOMEWHERE IN THE COASTAL JUNGLES OF HONDURAS 🇭🇳 ‘Now everybody listen up. My name is Petty Officer Second Class 🚢 Boten Daddy! This is named Mission Trujillo. We’ve got shit-covered Krasnovian OPFOR in the AO. They are planning a diversionary … Continue reading

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Botendaddy Undergoing Site Cleanup

The site got too cluttered. And too insane. I had to fire the previous manager of the site: the eminent  professor of engineering and human crash test dummy: Dr. Screechiamous Bang. He ran off (pronounced r-u-n-n-o-f-t) with his 24 year … Continue reading

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