Category Archives: People

Generalized commentary on the human condition based on love and understanding. NOW FLIP OFF!

Writers: I hate you for making me read your sockdologizing books

I stood majestically before the Writer’s Workshop. The entire crew of shitty writers was (not a typo) there. We had been kicked off campus and now we met in the Novi Korova Milk Bar. Me little droogies were having a … Continue reading

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Baseball will regain its title as America’s Pastime if the Yankees play the Dodgers in the World Series

America is really starting to hate the NFL. I won’t explain why as my readers HATE politics. But the powers that be in baseball ⚾️ (pronounced beisbôl or bay-ees-bôl) want Yankees vs. Dodgers. East Coast vs. West Coast New York vs. … Continue reading

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Fake Hashtags

Hashtags that never existed: #hitlersolesbian #weinsteinsodecent #madoffsohonest #biebersotalented #bayareasofriendly #texassohospitable #brooklynsopolite #bobdylansocoherent #sonicguyssohip #brusselssproutssodelicious #liversotasty #soccersointeresting #füßballsoenjoyable #starwarssonotgay #lordofthefliessuchagoodbook #tokillamockingbirdsooriginal #gillettesoinexpensive #unitedairlinessocustomerfriendly #mcdonaldscoffeesotasty #trumpsoconsistent #hillarysorelevant #broadwaysostraight #divinesodemure #nbasowhite #yachtingsoblack #runningsoenjoyable #adultdiapersoattractive #hotweathersopleasant #redlightssosoothing #searssoviable #smegmasoyummy #realitytvsoawesome #einsteinsostupid #fartinginelevatorssokind #kardashianssointellectual #ojsoinnocent … Continue reading

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Jim Croce’s Greatest Hits and It’s Hard by The Who

I listen to LP’s while I work out 🏋️. I stack two or three and just let them play. I forgot one ☝️ rule of Albums: there are several boring ‘concept’ songs or ‘C’ songs that didn’t even make it onto … Continue reading

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We aren’t quite the good people we think ourselves to be

In our mind’s eye, we are all wonderful, good people. We look down on those who have morally failed. We figure if we have never murdered, raped, robbed, assaulted then we are OK. When I first arrived at my Unit … Continue reading

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The Real Story of D.B. Cooper: an Original Play

ACT 1 SCENE 1: USAF AIRFIELD NEAR SEOUL, KOREA NOVEMBER, 1951 TWO MECHANICS WORK ON A SABRE JET ENGINE IN A QUONSET HUT ACE JOHNSON: Cooper! Hand me the Delta Bravo 👏 wrench, man! COOPER: Delta Bravo 👏 . I like the … Continue reading

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Botendaddy proposes new TV Series: I cloned Hitler!

“Listen Moishe, it’s not so bad, so you’ve been accused of molesting 197 different men with varying degrees of phallic bowel penetration. Don’t worry 😉 Trump, the NFL, Kim Jong Un and the Kardashians will knock you off the headlines in … Continue reading

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