Category Archives: Exercise

Anything about exercise.

Why Blog When You Have Nothing to Say?: A Tortuous 6.22 Mile Run With the Voat Fat People Hate Verified Sh!tlady

“Botendaddy, allow me to speak.” Said the VFPHVSL. “HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE! Backboobs, Backcleavage, Beetus, Beetus-Juice, CI-CO, Condishuns, FA, Fathate, Fatlogic, Fattit, Feddit, HAES Hamdelusional, Hamgur, McBeetus, Obesity Paradox, Reee! Reee!, Scooty-puff, Shitlady, Shitlord, Shitlording, SJW, Thermodynamics, Triggered, Tubblr, Whalemart, Beetus-eater, Beluga, Blackholeham, … Continue reading

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Botendaddy Supports [ ] Artists

The [   ] Writer’s Coalition sub-group of the Writer’s Workshop was in session. The Caribbean Queen was there representing Jamaica. The Voat Fat People Hate Verified Sh!tlady was there representing the U.S. Virgin Islands. Devon was there representing… Beaver … Continue reading

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German Expressionist Theatre Presents: A 5.54 Mile Run in Savage Humidity: Botendaddy on Trial for {CENSORED}

[Opens to a stage in a smoke-filled Deutsche film-noir 1920’s style theater.] NARRATOR: [In Weimar-Era top hat and tails] ‘Obviously in every German Expressionist play is the existential-oppositional-nihilist anarchist-deontological-neo-structuralism between Totalitarian Fascism and Extreme Socialism presented in incomprehensible 1920’s dialectic.’ … Continue reading

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Washington, D.C. National Mall Monument Run

The humidity was staggering. I was going to run 4 miles. Not likely. I had crept stealthily (stealthily crept?) down 9th Street N.W., whatever the f&%k ‘N.W.’ means. At any rate, I was blissfully alone in the District. I got to … Continue reading

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Extra! Extra! Dateline Pittsburgh: Pens Win Cup! Writer’s Workshop All Night Party at the Bolean Nationality Classroom!

“Let’s go Pens!” The Professor shouted. “Party!” Yelled Chief Guyasuta. “I actually care!” Shouted the no-one cares lady. And we all ate Beetus and quaffed ale. We even shared our kegs of ale with the Social Justice Champions, who are … Continue reading

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Free Kosby!

We got a new member of the Writer’s Workshop. “I am Revolutionary Ebony Blacquéz (pronounced Black-Wayz) you white-power, oppressive, literary Mother-f&%kerz! You use literature as a tool of the Capitalist, running dog, fascist pig, power structure to enslave the minds … Continue reading

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Contrast: Thurber’s ‘The Night the Bed Fell’ vs. Shirley Jackson’s ‘The Night We All Had Grippe’

I stood in front of the Writer’s Workshop ready to pontificate my verbal bowel movement. It was ‘Pride Week’ so I was surprised that our four *gay* Writers were all at the Workshop. “What the hell are you guys doing … Continue reading

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