Category Archives: Dining

Botendaddy explains the Alt-movements

“I’m just going to jog today.” I said to the Crazy 😜 Nerd 🤓 Girl 👸 . No speed, just hills, heat and humidity.” We trudged slowly up the hill and towards the county line. The road was like a cross between ‘Frogger’ ™ and … Continue reading

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New Words for Real Scenarios

“Botendaddy. No one cares about anything you say or do. No one cares about your Teenage Hitler or ANTIFA stickers or your horse 🐴 crap 💩 mislabeled photos or your stupid running 🏃 stories or your bullshit sex stories. Even a hooker would turn … Continue reading

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The Botendaddy Abides, Part Roku and a Riverside Run

They were doing crew down by the river. I was running with the Tattooed Canadian Chick 🐥. It was very humid. “How do you run 🏃 in that enormous yeasty adult diaper?” She asked. “Listen, we’re just running for distance not … Continue reading

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The Grand Finalé: Does Botendaddy Win?

Everyone else in the race 🏁 was boring me into an absolute stupor. I was sorry 😐 that I ever took the challenge. The Marathon ´wall’ and malaise had set in. I didn’t even care if I was a victim of red … Continue reading

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Everyone is Helpful Until you Ask for Help: Oneonta to Cooperstown Marathon Part Trois

The 19.75 mile marker. The traditional 3/4 point of the Marathon. Both teams still in a statistical dead heat, the African runners still alongside each other long since crossed the finish line way ahead of us and doubled back to … Continue reading

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The Greatest Race of All Time, Part Zwei

“Look, does anyone know who the fifth member of race team 2000 is? We’ve got a black female from Rochester, a gay guy from New Rochelle an African track star we borrowed from Oneonta…” Asked the girl from Rochester. “It’s … Continue reading

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The Greatest Race of All Time! The 1993 Oneonta to Cooperstown Challenge Marathon!

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