We were in the Bolean Nationality Classroom.
The Fat Hairy Unionized Physical Plant 🌱 Guy let us in.
”Yunz (NOT YINZ) don’t Jag my wires (Jagmuhwhrrrz) n’at. Gotta get the kids ott da haaas n’ donn Muzzyumm.”
”What the f@&k did he say?”
Asked the Punker Model Writer Chick.
”Never mind. It’s almost Halloween 🎃 you f@&king morons.”
Hiroyuki was dressed like Yoko (Pronounced Yo-o-ko, your luv will turn me o-uh-uh-on) The Weird Trail Bicycle 🚲 Guy was dressed like John Lennon.
I was dressed like WaLuigi. Röchibäüld was dressed like Dieter from Sprockets. The CEO was dressed like Hilary and Devon was dressed like Bill. I didn’t ask. I didn’t want to know. The Angry 😤 Online Social Justice Warrior Guy was dressed like some kind of Lou Reed Sugar Plum Fairy 🧚♀️ in a tutu… hideously del.ic.io.us.
The rest of the costumes are too horrific to describe. So the Halloween 👻 party started, when suddenly ooh 😮 aah the lights went out.
We could see by the faint blue light of the Boleans 👾 👽 glowing in the dark. When a ghastly spectre appeared! With hands raised in twin Peace ✌️ signs! It was the ghost of Richard M. Nixon!
”Listen up, America’s College Bums! Fornicators! I saw many signs on the campaign trail. One of them was held up by a little girl 👧. It said ‘bring us together’ and I propose to do just that! Listen I gave you this:
Detente with The Soviet Union
Detente with China 🇨🇳
Peace in Vietnam 🇻🇳
I ended the draft
21 year old vote 🗳
OSHA for Worker safety
Clean Air Act
Clean Water 💦 Act
Federal Block Grants to cities
An actual end to school 🏫 segregation
National Health Proposal
Family Assistance Program to fight Poverty
I hated right-wing conservatives
I supported the Equal Rights Amendment for women.
I was not hostile to gay 🏳️🌈 rights.
”What a f@&king wishy-washy peacenik ultra-liberal this guy was!”
Shroake the Voat Fat People Hate Verified Shitlady.
”I upvote this Nixon guy! I never heard of him! Maybe he could run for President!”
Shraike the Angry Online Social Justice Warrior Guy.
”Botendaddy is a pusillanimous pussyfooter! A nattering nabob of negativism!”
Shroake the ghost 👻 of Spiro T. Agnew.
“Botendaddy is a Soviet Communist.”
Shroake the Henry Kissinger hologram.
”I like this Nixon guy, Nixon 2020? Thank Khufu he doesn’t sound anything like a Republican.”
Said Revolutionary Blacquéz.
”Iced Maple 🍁 Latté‘?”
Peace ☮️ be the Botendaddy