I am a scientist.
You heard me people. Scientist 🔬.
I just had my thesis posted in October 2017, so yes, scientist 👨🔬 . So bugger right off then if you can’t handle the truth.
My father was a paleontologist and an archaeologist. He was one smart 🍈 Melon-farmer.
So, He said that dogs 🐕 while not domesticated per se, may have been following man around since Olduvai Gorge proto-man a million years ago, homo erectus, Ramapithecus. You get the idea 💡.
The proto-human left a trail of dead 💀 scraps of meat 🍖 for the dogs to eat. In exchange, the dog 🐶 warned of the approach of predators and may have even fought off predators to keep the food 🥘 Train 🚂 rolling.
It was a symbiotic relationship. Dog helped man, man helped dog.
Dog = alarm 🚨 + extended reach defensive weapon.
This did not happen only 15,000 years ago. It happened ONE MILLION years ago. So f&$k scientists who say otherwise.
Dogs seem unusually attuned to humans. This takes more than a shitty 15,000 years. It takes ONE MILLION years.
Cats are late comers. Somewhere around 10,000 years ago humans began to urbanize, farm and store grain 🌾 and other food 🥘. Rodents like food. Rodents obliterated granaries.
Cats 🐈 slaughtered rats 🐀 and mice 🐁 and other shitty vermin. Cats 🐱 also were good around the house 🏡, low maintenance and they protected the personal food supply from shit-covered rodents.
Therefore, in conclusion, to sum up, und so weiter, cats are much less socialized to humans than dogs are. Quod erat demonstratum. Case closed, no more conversation.
One Million years of cooperative living vs. Ten Thousand. That’s a significant time difference in evolutionary terms.
By the way, I’m also a Darwin on my Mom’s side. So f@&k off if you question my scientific and philosophical chops, you smarmy, self-involved rat 🐀 bastard.
Cite my sources? F@&k your sources.
I speak only registered facts you jive-assed mother-f@&ker!
Peace be the Botendaddy