Monthly Archives: September 2017

A 2.02 Mile Run Through Colorado Springs with the Park Ranger

We were warming up along the almost dry run they call Pine 🌲 Creek. Our goal was to understand the milieu or genre (pronounced jàààhre, like Jean-Michel Jarre) of La Belle Joggant Défécateuse. If we could run her paths we could … Continue reading

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Famous French Detective Pierre La Grande-Bitte Requested to Catch the Defecating Jogger Lady

“Cher monsieur, veuillez me permettre de vous donnerais nôtre meilleure accueil.” I bowed low with a sweep of my top hat 🎩 my moustache almost brushed the floor. “Veuillez me permettre de faire votre connaissance mon cher Botendaddy délicieux 😋. J’aimerais … Continue reading

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A ridiculously hot evening run with the Defecating Jogger Lady

We were stretching down by the river. “It smells like you are already carrying a massive foul-smelling Bowel Genie in your enourmous adult diaper? Why don’t you just do this!” She leapt incredibly high, landing on top of a Lexus. … Continue reading

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Supreme Court Session: October Term 2019 Running with Adult Diaper vs. Public Defecation

Justice Khufu: “Counselor Botendaddy, approach the bench, you argue that the massive diaper is superior to public defecation?” Botendaddy, Esq.: “You honor, may it please the court, in Delaware vs. Maryland 1873, the court ruled that when running across state … Continue reading

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Botendaddy responds to critics of ‘Cold War Spy Story’

Köln Studios: Änhalt Pälätinäte KHS: “Ja, meinerem Güteres Freünderer. Gibt es hier Karl-Heinz Schnellebakker für eignerem Vorstellungsgespräch mit der berühmtener Schreiber, Der Botendaddy.” KHS: “Dolmetschern, bitte?” BD: “Grüße Gött! mengen Geehrter Häär!” KHS: So, some have complained that when you … Continue reading

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I hate reality TV: a 4.17 mile riverside run with the Defecating Jogger Lady

“I hate reality TV 📺. I hate everything about it. I hate every show. Every talent show, every junk-antique show, every hospital show, every true crime show, every bride 👰 show, every young-sexy-people in a house show every, man vs. nature … Continue reading

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All music has a story: Mendelssohn’s Rondo Cappriccioso Opus Quattorze

It was on the 8-Track. I never knew the name of the piece of music 🎶 until yesterday. After all those years. I did not know what it was called. Then I was listening 👂 to public radio 📻. The music 🎶 was … Continue reading

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