Monthly Archives: July 2017

Only a Stupid Moron Would Trade Phil Kessel and I have no Idea nor do I care what a Corsi is.

“You have have to be clinically f&cktarded  to trade Phil Kessel. Pittsburgh loves Kessel. Kessel looks like a hockey fan. He’s like a regular Joe.” I said to Freaky Tattooed Canadian Chick (READER 🚨 ALERT: BOTENDADDY JUMPS SHARK 🦈 ADDS NEW CHARACTER)” … Continue reading

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A Leisurely 10k Trail Run on a Mysteriously Cool Morning

They were all gone, scattered to the four winds. Sure some of the members of the Writer’s Workshop were still around. Some were going to follow Devon to the poetry Workship. The *gay* Gang of Four were going to join … Continue reading

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Botendaddy Graduates: Receives Laurel of Oak Leaves, Wears Toga with Regalia

In the end only the Boten-Daughter was there. Everyone else went home or on vacation. In the ancient hall of the University where many great Scholars of yore once stood, going back to the year of the risen Christ being … Continue reading

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You only Fail if you stop Writing: It’s almost all over at the University

“It’s official, August 16th is the last day of the Writer’s Workshop. As soon as you receive your diploma for your bizarre advanced degree in god-knows-what, we are all being kicked off campus. Hell I’m retiring, so I don’t give … Continue reading

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Why does everyone still love Hitler? A new network series: ‘Teen Hitler’

What if Hitler had been born in the American Great Plains in a small town in 2001? I pitched this story in Hollywood last year to Hyman Tennboim Steinboingboomtschak at MegaStudio. “Botendaddy, my boychik, come in come in, how are … Continue reading

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It’s the Heat and Humidity, St. Upid; Second Fastest Run of the Year

“68 degrees. It’s like paradise. The other night, it was 90 degrees and 75% humidity (pronounced humilidy). My lungs literally were choked with water, my body felt like it was burning from the inside out.” Hiroyuki and I ran along … Continue reading

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I’m Defending my Thesis Today!

Wish me Luck’ O’ Yon Beautiful Readers! Then I’ve got ‘copyright hell’ to deal with. Peace be the Botendaddy

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