The [ ] Writer’s Coalition sub-group of the Writer’s Workshop was in session.
The Caribbean Queen was there representing Jamaica.
The Voat Fat People Hate Verified Sh!tlady was there representing the U.S. Virgin Islands.
Devon was there representing… Beaver County, PA
Revolutionary Blacquéz was there representing… Youngstown, Ohio.
Revolutionary spoke first: “I want to give a shout out to the Devil (*hot*) Botendaddy.”
“Did you just mutter *hot* under your breath?” Asked the CQ with a raised eyebrow.
“Nah, I didn’t, you heard something else (*icky girl*).” Rev’ said shaking his dreadlocks.
“You did it again!” Said the VFPHVSL. “You fat heffalump, Beetus-eater! You lying Lardvaark!”
“I’m 21 BMI!” He protested.
“FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT!” Shrieked the VFPHVSL. “May Lord Brimley take your corpulent corpse to Fat People Hell!”
“Why are we here? You all only showed up early because Botendaddy brings Donuts (pronounced dough-nutz) and Cofveve, I mean Coffee.” Stated Devon.
“Botendaddy supports [ ] artists.” Said the CQ.
“Why are you censoring the word [ ]?” Asked Devon.
“It’s the vogue, the latest literary device, *hot* like Botendaddy in ‘full’ drag. Ah the smell of it! YES!” Shrieked Rev’ “There I said it! I’m madly in love with him – you… you bitches! So sue me.”
“Botendaddy supports [ ] artists and producers like:
The amazing, talented Lisa “Cynical” Smith (formerly of 88hiphop.com)
Do you know what I’m saying? Or has endless years of oppression rendered all of you unable to absorb my vibe?” Said Rev’.
“What the [ ] are you talking about? We haven’t even discussed writing yet.” Wondered Devon.
“Where are the [ ] damn donuts?” Asked the CQ
“Beeeeeetuuuuus”! Shouted the VFPHVSL like she had Tourette’s.
There, at the door, stood the Botendaddy.
“Free weight 94 of the workout year today. Tried lower body.”
“Why don’t we all eat donutz and get n4k3d in Botendaddy’s Penthouse in-ground Jacuzzi?” Asked Rev’
Everyone nodded in agreement.
“Coffee and Donutz?”
Peace be the Botendaddy