Monthly Archives: May 2017

Covfefe Explained

The Professor stood in front of the Writer’s Workshop. “Today class we define the American word ‘Covfefe’ am. n.” “It is an ancient word going back to the founding of our nation. It has deep, mysterious, masonic roots. It means: … Continue reading

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Catfish-Thrower Charged with Murder, Homosexual Rape, Blasphemy and Treason!

“Does anyone know what happened?” The smoke rose eerily over the city in a post-apocalyptic vision like a terrifying 16th-Century Dürer etching. Had Something truly horrific happened? “Is it nuclear (pronounced nuke-ya-lure) war?” Asked Devon nervously? “Is it an invasion?” … Continue reading

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The only known complete collection of the McDougal-Littell ‘Man’ Series

“Botendaddy, our collection of Vinyl LP’s and 45’s is excellent.” Also spraach die Boten-Daughter, to I, the aged wise Botendaddy, as she played Toccata and Fugue in D Major by Johannnn Sebastian Bach on the delicate Victrola. We stood in … Continue reading

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What if they gave an 8:00 Mile and Nobody Came?

“I am back under BMI Normal! Do you know why? Because I ate right and I ate less than I used to.” I said proudly or proudly said… who the f@&$ knows fine points of grammar? I just don’t care. … Continue reading

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Review: The Best of Joan Baez – Squire Records 1963 LP

I was working out in the basement, when I saw the stack of records that I retrieved from my mother’s apartment after she had died. I played the Simon and Garfunkel, The Moonlight Sonata, The Herb Alpert Whipped Cream and … Continue reading

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Inexplicably Fast Four Mile Run with Pacers

“Your running is horrible. We have a plan. ‘Fox and Hounds’ It is so hot! The boys will chase you and you will chase the girls! Ah yes, the hot smell of man-flesh!” Said the Park Ranger. He, Chief Guyasuta, … Continue reading

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Botendaddy Followers Voted Hottest in Blogosphere!

We were all sitting at the Writers’ Workshop in the Bolean Nationality Classroom. They were going to decertify the Bolean classroom, but a flying saucer dispatched by the King Garbiagge Bolean landed on the Cathedral lawn with 2 billion in Platinum ingots and … Continue reading

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