From the Indian Ocean to South Asia to Southeast Asia to the ANZACs to the Pacific Rim, you, beloved southern-eastern hemisphere loves the Botendaddy.
This means that you are beautiful, sexy, perceptive, brilliant, talented and generally the best readers in the World.
You aren’t like those stupid, shit-covered regions that have never visited the Botendaddy site. They suck goat anus like United Airlines.
But you, my beauties are the best! I salute you in an early 19th Century Romantic Tragic Early Americana Edgar Allan Poe sort of way.
Peace be the Botendaddy