Boycott United Airlines: Because they suck Goat Anus

Look at what United did to that poor Doctor where he was beaten and dragged off a plane.

Their customer service and policies deliver ‘virtual beatings’ like this to passengers every single day.

Customer Service: ‘Sorry, Botendaddy our policies eat festering, dead, bacteria-stoked, rotting baboon rectum.’

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Westies unite in hatred of United.

Executive: ‘Botendaddy, f@&k you in your filthy bowel. Eat dirty doo-doo.’

United: ‘Bend over Botendaddy, we’ve already got your money! $o eat $hit and die, fatty!’

Because United sucks goat anus.

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By Taken by fir0002 | flagstaffotos.com.au Canon 20D + Canon 70-200mm f/2.8 L (Own work) [GFDL 1.2 (http://www.gnu.org/licenses/old-licenses/fdl-1.2.html)%5D, via Wikimedia Commons

Boycott and Divest from United until they confess their sins.

Book on Airlines that don’t dine on filthy, faeces-covered Mastodon intestine.

Sheik Abdul, Emir of Customer Service: ‘United is bad, they must change their policies!’

Spicer: ‘Poison gas comes out of United’s rotting anus.’

Peace be the Botendaddy

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