Botendaddy Site Shut Down by the Pa. Department of Agriculture for Prurient Content and General Stupidity

DATELINE: HARRISBURG FARM SHOW COMPLEX E. CARACAS BOULEVARD MARCH 19, 1947

“Suddenly today, a Statement was read by F. Pearson Luzerne, Esq. Chairman of the Pennsylvania Department of Agriculture:

The “Botendaddy” site is hereby shut down and is hereby {CENSORED} by Order of the Court of Quarter Sessions sitting in Dauphin County pursuant to writ of the Pa. Department of Agriculture as authorized by the Anti-Foreign Communist Bolshevik Act of 1946 being PL No 381-5 stroke 7b.

To wit, said ancient Website depicting filthy words, communist sympathy, bowel movement, adult diapers and disgusting sexual activity along with utter falsehood as no-one can believe that any woman would ever get near yon Botendaddy, it is the duty of said department to root out and purify the Commonwealth of such perversion, indecency and bald-faced red communism.

The operation of said site is suspended forthwith pursuant to further orders of this court, in the Year of the Risen Christ, being the 19th Day of March 1947 in this ancient and mysterious free and Accepted Commonwealth of Pennsylvania.

F. PEARSON LUZERNE

CHAIRMAN, PA DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE

CABLE: UTONIC

AT HARRISBURG, COUNTY OF DAUPHIN

EASTERN UNION TELEPGRAPHIC DEVICE AND MACHINE COMPANY

EXTRA! EXTRA! EXTRA!

Botendaddy gone! APB and BOLO issued by  Pa State Police and J. Edgar Hoover! Approach with caution! Do not attempt to apprehend without the use of extreme violence! Contact the PASP immediately by telegraph at station Dauphin #316 or the Dept of Agriculture by CABLE: UTONIC or by BT&T Harrisburg Long Distance Operator to CARACAS 5-2368, charges reversed.

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