After over eight del.ic.io.us years of existence, the Botendaddy website would like to bow low and thank our dear, wonderful, beautiful, sensuous, tasty readers for your kind visits, likes and comments.
The Writer’s Workshop of the Bolean Nationality Classroom in the Cathedral of Yearning at Pittsburgh University would like to thank you individually.
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At any rate, may I thank you from the bottom of my evil heart for your patronage. I love my readers in the most erotic, sensual and uncomfortably creepy way possible.”
Peace be the Botendaddy