Thanks Readers! Botendaddy voted Best Running Blog of the 21st Century!

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Botendaddy is busted

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Random Model A shot

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Distracting art shot

“OK, so I lied, Latte?”

Peace be the Botendaddy


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Three times voted extreme sexiest man acclamation. I run because I must...I must!
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