“It’s amazing! Botendaddy voted number 1 in five national blogging polls!” Said the Professor.
“It’s incredible!” Shouted Heroku.
“Wow! To think a shitty Obeast, Lardvaark, Crisco-Demon, Butter-Huffer, Deathfat could be so popular!” Added the Voat Fat People Hate Shitlady.
“This is bullshit! Botendaddy is a moron! His site is crap! No way!” Said the competing race team chick.
“Good Karma for the sexual Botendaddy!” Said the weird foreign doctor chick.
“What total phoniness!” Your site is horrible. Nobody reads it.” Said the PMWC.
“If Osama bin Laden hid on your site no one would have ever found him.” Added the Park Ranger.
“Its like a closed-down deserted drive in theatre.” Offered the CEO.
“Its a vast wasteland.” Noted the Stalker.
“Dude your site, like sucks.” Mentioned the swole’ bro’
“Cite your sources, you plagerizing fraud.” Yelped the Librarian.
“Its pretty lame.” Said the Caribbean Queen.
“I never even heard of it” Chimed in Devon.
“OK, so I lied, Latte?”
Peace be the Botendaddy