I Hate The Shawshank Redemption

Ooh an innocent man goes to prison-how awful.

I liked it the first time I read it-IN THE COUNT OF MONTE CRISTO!

Then he gets plastered in the Kiester, then the evil warden picks on him.

Then he does some kind of bookkeeping.

Then he hangs out with Morgan Freeman.

Then he escapes and the evil warden kills himself.

Then he is vindicated.

OOH IT’S SO DEEP!

Most of what Stephen King writes is literary re-hashed, derivative jejeune overdone sappy bowel movement.

Then they make an even sappier moive about one of his books.

THIS MOVIE IS CINEMATIC BOWEL MOVEMENT!

I HATE ANIME!

I HATE FURRIES!

I HATE FANTASY FOOTBALL!

I HATE STEPHEN KING!

I HATE TIM ROBBINS!

MOST OF ALL I HATE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION!

IT…IS…DOO-DOO!

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