Morning people: I HATE YOU! YOU SUCK! FREAKS! WEAKLINGS!
Ooh I get up at 4AM and work out! Ooh look at me, I’m so successful and organized. GO BACK TO SLEEP YOU FREAK! FOR GOD’S SAKE IT’S STILL DARK! ARE YOU INSANE!
Ooh it’s 9PM I CAN”T HANG BECAUSE I AM A CRAPPY WEAKLING!
Yes it’s 3AM and I am awake and working in the cool, sweet, blissful dark of the early morning.
When the garish sun comes up I’M GOING TO SLEEP! HAVE A NICE DAY FREAK!